If you don't like your job you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Monday's coming, everyone. The girl you've been vibin turned you away. You went home alone, but not before eating a giant burrito alone at chipotle at 2 AM. It's time to move on. Embrace the fact that you're about to spend 40 hours of this week sitting behind a desk, listening to your co-workers talking about their cats and the funny things they did in between episodes of Psych.







"I realize that nothing's as it seems." - Sting